My, uh, good friend Jeff started an Instagram feed documenting all the "celebrities" he sees in Los Angeles. Click through for his crazy Hollywood stories, or just follow him on Instagram.

My new year’s resolution isn’t to start doing sit-down comedy, folks. I’m going to start doing stand-up! 🤣🤣 I’m sitting here scribbling jokes in my “bit book”, and who the flip just sat next to me? Freakin’
So I’m sitting at the flippin’ airport, rehearsing lines for an upcoming project (more on that in a sec), and who just walked right by me? Mr. #EdSheeran!!! Wish me luck, I’m about to go ask him if he’ll play the role of &ldqu
Hot tomatoes, that’s Adam flippin’ Scott right behind me! I’m not telling any “big little lies” either — that’s 100% him. Should I see if he wants to “party down” with me? 😂😂😂 * * * * * #adamsc
The dude who sings Dude (Looks Like a Lady) looks like a lady, dude! 😂😂😂 That’s noted television music competition judge (and rock singer) Steven Tyler right behind me. I’m pretty sure we’re based out of the same Hollywood co-wor
Ha, I thought for a second that was Howard Stern behind me, but it’s clearly not him. It’s just a guy who looks like him. Happy Friday, y’all! If you have an audition this weekend, break a flippin’ leg. * * * * * #celebrityloo
I’m minding my own business, listening to a motivational podcast, walking to an audition I found on Craigslist. Suddenly I turn around and who’s right behind me? Sit down for this one folks...JESSICA flippin’ BIEL!!! 🤩As some of yo
Hot tomatoes, one person in this photo has 15.6 MILLION Instagram followers. Hint: it’s not me. (Not yet, at least!!!😎🤩😜) You got it, that’s silver screen legend Chloë Grace Moretz right behind me. @chloegmoretz, would you be will
No biggie, I just walked by Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Don’t know who that is? Perhaps y’all know her by her stage name: LADY flippin’ GAGA!!!!!!!!!!! Black hair don’t care, b****es!!!!!! Hot tomatoes, I am losing my
When I was a baby, my parents said I was a real pain in the tizzle to get to sleep. The one song that eventually soothed me was “The Tide is High” by a rock group called Blondie. Fast forward 27 years later — I’m an actor in #
How does this keep happening??? I was walking to an audition* this am and boom — bumped into Keanu flippin’ Reeves! Happy Matrix Monday, y’all! 😎 • * didn’t get a callback😕😕😕 • • • • • #keanur
I’m not a metalhead, but the fellow behind me plays in a supposedly known band called Mötley Crue. His name is Nikki Sixx. Have any of you heard of them/him?🤷‍♂️ * * * * * #nikkisixx #motleycrue #motleycrüe #motleycruefans #motle
Hot tomatoes, I just bumped into #KristenStewart on my flippin’ hike! What they say is true — Los Angeles is one heckuva small town. Whether an Oscar-nominated indie or a giant superhero extravaganza, I sure as eggs hope she and I will be
Wait, am I in Los Angeles or Portlandia? Currently buying a grass-fed steak while standing next to Fred Armisen! Put a flippin’ bird on it, y’all! 🦜😂🙌 * * * * * #fredarmisen #portlandia #putabirdonit #saturdaynightlive #snl #losangeles